[ar:EBN-OZN] [ti:AEIOU (Sometimes Y)] [la:uk] [by:Lexington] [00:18]Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore [00:38]I was walking up Broadway you know [00:39]and there's this incredible looking Swedish girl having a [00:41]Cappuccino across the street from Lincoln Center, I started [00:43]talking to her you know - She said her name was Lola, [00:46]Her English wasn't too good you know - but we wound up spending [00:48]about 5 hours together just hanging out you know. [00:51]So We go back to my place - we get high - we get really into each other man. [00:55]It was love about to happen...I'm serious. And then all [00:58]of a sudden she gets up and she says, she says "Hey, I really gotta leave" [01:03]Damn [01:04]A E I O U Sometimes Y [01:42]There are 178 parent languages on our planet with over 1000 [01:47]dialects. It's amazing we communicate at all. [01:52]Languages and dialects - with this one thing in common: [01:57]A E I O U Sometimes Y [02:28]Ahhh! [02:35]A E I O U A E I O U A E I O U A E I O U [02:42]Sometimes Y!! [02:43]But you know I was really flipped out you know and she asked me [02:45]if I'm angry or something I said of course I'm angry man this [02:47]isn't high school or anything you know so I'm feeling really [02:51]cavalier and I say ah...call me if you want to... [02:53]huh, yeah...call me if you want to [02:56]So she rang me up and she says, "Hey! Do you wanna go out?" [03:00]Huh, Do I wanna go out [03:01]A E I O U Sometimes Y [03:16]A E I O U Sometimes Y [03:30] [04:04]Operator! Operator! What's happening operator?! [04:11]Mommy? Mommy Mommy!! Where are you [04:15]Mommy? I can't see you [04:17]I can't see you Mommy! [04:26]All artists, potentially, are the victims of their desire to be unique [04:30]Just observe it [04:32]Don't fight it [04:33]Work it. Work it. Work it. Work it. Work it. [04:41]Yeah she took me home man she threw me all [04:43]around the room man [04:44]I mean this chick was really hot she was nice [04:46]to me you know [04:47]She let me keep on my cowboy boots and everything...she was [04:49]Allright... oh! oh! yeah! oh! oh! oh! oh! ohhhhhh!!! [05:03]I dare you to play this record [05:11]A E I O U Sometimes Y [05:26]A E I O U Sometimes Y [05:27]Anyway so she took me home and she [05:30]splattered my brains [05:31]Yeah there I am there I am what happened what happened [05:32]Where was I oh here I am [05:34]I told her I wouldn't sleep with her friends - she [05:35]Doesn't sleep with my friends Anything else you do [05:38]You know...Don't you tell me [05:46]Lola