[ar:Adam Sandler]
[ti:Lunchlady Land]
[la:uk]
[by:Lexington]
from the album They're All Gonna Laugh At You

[00:00]"This is a song..."
[00:02]"This is uhh, This is a new song..."
[00:08]"It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..."
[00:14]"The Lunchlady"
[00:16][Laughing]

[00:25]Woke up in the morning
[00:28]Put on my new plastic glove
[00:33]Served some reheated salisbury steak
[00:36]With a little slice of love
[00:42]Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
[00:50]Just know everything's doing fine
[00:52]Down here in Lunchlady Land

[01:04]Well I wear this net on my head
[01:09]'Cause my red hair is fallin' out
[01:14]I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
[01:17]'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
[01:22]I know you want seconds on the corndogs
[01:25]But there's no reason to shout
[01:30]Everybody gets enough food
[01:32]Down here in Lunchlady Land

[01:44]Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
[01:51]And my breath reeks of tuna
[01:54]And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
[02:00]In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
[02:04]Clouds made of carrots and peas
[02:09]Mountains built of shepherds pie
[02:13]And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
[02:17]But don't forget to return your trays
[02:20]And try to ignore my gum disease
[02:26]No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land

[02:39]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
[02:42]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
[02:44]Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
[02:46]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
[02:50]Navy beans, navy beans
[02:51]Meatloaf sandwich
[02:54]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[02:57]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[03:01]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[03:04]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[03:07]Well I dreamt one morning
[03:10]That I woke up to see
[03:11]All the pepperoni pizza
[03:12]Was a-looking at me
[03:15]It screamed, why do you burn me
[03:17]And serve me up cold
[03:18]I said I got the spatula
[03:20]Just do what you're told
[03:22]Then the liver & onions
[03:24]Started joining the fight
[03:26]And the chocolate pudding
[03:27]Pushed me with all its might
[03:29]And the chop suey slapped me
[03:31]And it kicked me in the head
[03:33]It's called revenge Lunchlady
[03:35]Said the garlic bread
[03:36]I said what did I do
[03:38]To make you all so mad
[03:39]They said you got flabby arms
[03:42]And your breath is bad
[03:43]Then the green beans said
[03:45]You better run and hide
[03:47]But then my friend sloppy joe came
[03:49]And joined my side
[03:51]He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady
[03:53]The kids wouldn't eatcha
[03:55]You should be shakin' her hand
[03:56]And sayin' please to meet ya
[03:59]She gives you a purpose
[04:01]And she gives you a goal
[04:03]You should be kissin' her feet
[04:04]And kissin' her mole
[04:11]Now all the angry foods
[04:13]Just leave me alone
[04:14]And we all live together
[04:16]In a happy home

[04:18]Thanks to
[04:19]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[04:22]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[04:25]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[04:29]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[Spoken]
[04:33]Well me & sloppy joe got married
[04:40]We got six kids and we're doing' just fine
[04:43]Down in Lunchlady Land