[ar:Austin Powers]
[ti:Sharks]
[la:uk]
[by:Lexington]
[00:00]You know, I have one simple request.
[00:02]And that is to have sharks with
[00:05]frickin laser beams attached to their heads.
[00:08]Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me
[00:12]that that can't be done.
[00:13]Ah can you remind me what I pay you people for?
[00:17]Honestly, throw me a bone here.

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DR. EVIL
Release the sharks!

(to the room)
All the sharks have had laser beams attached to their heads. I
figure every creature deserves a warm meal.

FRAU FARBISSINA
(clearing her throat nervously)
Dr. Evil?

DR. EVIL
Yes, what is it? You're interrupting my moment of triumph.

FRAU FARBISSINA
It's about the sharks. Since you were frozen, they've been placed
on the Endangered Species List. We tried to get some, but it will take
months to clear up the red tape.

DR. EVIL
(disappointed)
Right.

(to Austin)
Mr. Powers, we're going to lower you in a tank of piranhas with
laser beams attached to their heads.

Frau clears her throat again.

DR. EVIL
What is it now?

FRAU FARBISSINA
Well, we experimented with lasers, but you would be surprised at
how heavy they are. They actually outweighed the piranha themselves, and
the fish, well, they sank to the bottom and died.

DR. EVIL
I have one simple request&emdash; sharks with friggin' laser
beams attached to their heads, and it can't be done? Remind me again why I pay you people?

What do we have?

FRAU FARBISSINA
Sea bass.

DR. EVIL
Right.

FRAU FARBISSINA
They're mutated sea bass.

DR. EVIL
Really? Are they ill-tempered?

FRAU FARBISSINA
Please allow me to demonstrate.

Frau Farbissina throws a leg of lamb attached to a rope towards
the tank, where the WATER BUBBLES and sea bass arch through the air. The sea bass devour the lamb. She pulls the rope back. The lamb has been eaten to the bare bone.

DR. EVIL
Fine. Whatever. Mutated, ill-tempered sea bass it is.