[ar:Weird Al]
[ti:It's All About the Pentiums]
[la:uk]
[by:Lexington]
[00:01]It's all about the Pentiums, baby
[00:05]Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
[00:10] Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
[00:13]It's all about the Pentiums, baby
[00:16]   It's all about the Pentiums, baby
[00:17]It's all about the Pentiums!
[00:20]   It's all about the Pentiums!
[00:23](Yeah!!)

[00:24]What y'all wanna do?
[00:25]Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
[00:29]Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
[00:32]9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
[00:34]Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
[00:37]Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
[00:40]Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
[00:42]I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
[00:44]I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
[00:47]Installed a T1 line in my house
[00:50]Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
[00:53]Upgrade my system at least twice a day
[00:55]I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
[00:58]I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
[01:00]I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
[01:03]It's all about the Pentiums, what?
[01:06]You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
[01:07]You've got white-out all over your screen
[01:10]You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
[01:14]What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
[01:16]You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
[01:19]Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
[01:21]You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
[01:24]You're the biggest joke on the Internet
[01:27]Your database is a disaster
[01:29]You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
[01:32]Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
[01:34]Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
[01:37]And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
[01:40]I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
[01:42]You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller
[01:46]It's all about the Pentiums!
[01:49]  It's all about the Pentiums!
[01:52]It's all about the Pentiums!
[01:55]  It's all about the Pentiums!

[01:59]What y'all wanna do?
[02:00]Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
[02:04]Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
[02:06]9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? (Loggin' in now)
[02:09]Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
[02:12]Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
[02:14]They call me the king of the spreadsheets
[02:16]Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets
[02:19]My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
[02:21]But it was obsolete before I opened the box
[02:24]You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
[02:27]Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!

[02:29]Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
[02:32]If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
[02:34]My digital media is write-protected
[02:37]Every file inspected, no viruses detected
[02:40]I beta tested every operating system
[02:43]Gave props to some, and others? I dissed'em
[02:46]While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
[02:48]It does all my work without me even askin'
[02:51]Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
[02:53]I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
[02:56]In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
[02:58]You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
[03:01]Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
[03:04]Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
[03:07]Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
[03:09]If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
[03:12]What?

[03:13]It's all about the Pentiums!
[03:16]   It's all about the Pentiums!
[03:19]It's all about the Pentiums!
[03:22]   It's all about the Pentiums!

[03:23]What y'all wanna do?
[03:24]Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
[03:28]Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
[03:30]9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
[03:32]What?