Here is a masterpiece of fan fiction, using a screen from the show Unhitched on FOX.
Craig Bierko and Rashida Jones are chatting
Hey, Rashida Jones...
Yeah, what's up, Craig Bierko?
Is that Christina Moore is sitting behind you?
Yeah, and she's making me sad.
Because she's blonde and you're brunette?
No, that's not it.
Because she's staring at me right now?
No, I get to stare at you all the time.
So what's wrong?
I am jealous that she has a big glass of apple juice.
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